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Not a dad joke. Honestly, just really happy to be here 💜

I recently stumbled upon this legendary subreddit. Never knew it even existed. And now it’s quickly becoming the only reason I use Reddit. Been going through a bit of a rough patch, but I honestly feel like I’ve found my people. Ya’ll are funny as hell. Thank you for all the laughs! I would say how much you *crack* me up, but that’ll just be too *cheesy*. You’re driving me *emmental* with all these jokes! I *gouda* go now, or I won’t stop, haha. Keep *brie-ing* awesome fellow dadjokers ✨

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1. Why is 69 afraid of 70?

Because when they had a fight 71 They’re is a rumour that 70 is a cannibal but no one can prove who 78

2. The skunk philosopher:

I stink therefore I am

3. French photographer and his friend from Czechoslovakia were visiting Australia. Unfortunately, one day they got too close to a nesting site and were attacked and eaten by a pair of crocodiles.

The female ate the Frenchman. The Czech was in the male.

4. My daughter didn't know how to measure how heavy she was.

I said I'll show you the weigh.

5. The Indian restaurant I worked for is so secretive

I had to sign a legal agreement not to share the flatbread recipe, just their standard naan disclosure agreement

6. My favorite kind of cheese is the one you keep for emergencies

You know...just in queso

7. Why are fish easy to weigh?

They come with there own scales.

8. There's just one thing I need clarified for cooking Indian cuisine.

Butter.

9. Did you know that 30% of all car accidents are caused by drunk drivers?

Which means that 70% of accidents are done by sober drivers. That concludes that it is safer to drive drunk than sober

10. How To Get Into Harvard?

Book an Uber!

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